Tony doesn’t know very many people who are a) superheroes, b) as smart as he is, and c) fascinating science projects in and of themselves – it’s basically just Tony himself, Bruce, and Reed Richards, and Richards is a penis – so it makes sense that Tony would be interested. On top of that, Bruce turns out to be funny, interesting, and good at MarioKart (more points in his favor over Richards) so really there’s nothing else for Tony to do but adopt him.

Stark, A.E., and Banner, R. Bruce. (2013). “Biodosimetric Tools for Measuring Induced Isomeric Transition in Inverted Paired States.” International Journal of Radiation Biology 89.9, 43-85. 

Reasons why you may not want to read this: open relationship Pepper with Tony as her primary partner, explicit sex with the Hulk, massive size-kink bordering on horror.

Reasons why you should read this: open relationship Pepper with Tony as her primary partner, explicit sex with the Hulk, massive size-kink bordering on horror, and THE best fucking Bruce voice I’ve seen to date. 

Source: archiveofourown.org
Notes: 13 6/12/12 — 1:55pm Filed under: #fic rec  #science boyfriends 
 
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  3. prologi said: Oh god I really want to read that based on the title alone, but everything else is really not my thing. Still, I’ve read weirder things for a good voice, so.
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